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ANY EXCUSE TO KILL KATHERINE HEIGL
04-22-2011
Even though we didn't reboot any of her movies, you know Katherine Heigl would be cast in every single one of these. Because that's what Hollywood does: find a terrible, moderately sappy script and attach Katherine Heigl's tits to it. Maybe if they took Cate's advice, we could at least get some schadenfreude out of her horrendous movies.
Killers had potential, but they somehow let her and Ashton Kutcher BE the Killers. How you get those two on the same set and somehow manage to not murder them in every scene is beyond me. And is there any reason The Ugly Truth couldn't have been that Katherine has cancer? Please?
Oh, and I'd keep Knocked Up pretty much the same, because it somehow wasn't a terrible movie. I'd just make the birthing scene more like Alien.
Killers had potential, but they somehow let her and Ashton Kutcher BE the Killers. How you get those two on the same set and somehow manage to not murder them in every scene is beyond me. And is there any reason The Ugly Truth couldn't have been that Katherine has cancer? Please?
Oh, and I'd keep Knocked Up pretty much the same, because it somehow wasn't a terrible movie. I'd just make the birthing scene more like Alien.
Web Site Not So Extraordinaire
F* those stupid quotes... That issue should be fixed now. Sorry Sloth fans.
Submitted by Web Site Not So Extraordinaire on July 16, 2011 11:27 PM
Sean
@Alex: if that's the Austin I think it is, he was being farcical. (That said, it's been a long while since an update...)
Submitted by Sean on July 12, 2011 2:19 PM
Alex
@Austin.
9/11 was not the greatest disaster in the history of the world. It's actually quite a small thing, compared to pretty much every other disasters in the history of the world. I'm actually pretty sure it's not even considered a disaster. What came out of it, however, IS a disaster. Get out of your country a little bit.
9/11 was not the greatest disaster in the history of the world. It's actually quite a small thing, compared to pretty much every other disasters in the history of the world. I'm actually pretty sure it's not even considered a disaster. What came out of it, however, IS a disaster. Get out of your country a little bit.
Submitted by Alex on July 11, 2011 10:20 AM
Cate
Lol wut?
Submitted by Cate on June 2, 2011 2:44 PM
Austin
Yeah, this is FUNNY, but is it innocuous? 9/11 was the greatest disaster in the history of the world and you are just making jokes like it didn't happen. Please refrain from drawing until you have thought about what you've done.
Submitted by Austin on May 31, 2011 1:13 AM
TROOPSLOTHFAN194
WERE SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK ;)3!!!!! THAT IS A BUTTMOOTH1! SLAMMIN!!! SEAN YOU ARE RIGHT!~ HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? PEACE @THELADYCHELS
Submitted by TROOPSLOTHFAN194 on May 22, 2011 11:07 PM
Sean
If only Heath Ledger was still with us...then we could make 10 Things I Hate About You, Batman"
Submitted by Sean on May 16, 2011 1:46 PM
